You wouldn’t expect there to be a great number of things to guide in a normal clicker game, but Bloodmoney! is far from your normal clicker game. It’s one of the darkest clickers I’ve ever had the (mis)fortune to play, and three entirely different endings can be achieved by acting differently towards Harvey Harvington.
Harvey is the poor, sweet man who gives you money every time you click on him in Bloodmoney!, and he’s also your metaphorical punching back and potentially even your torture/murder victim in this dark and twisted clicker game. Your choices in your actions toward Harvey alter how the story ends for both of you.
There aren’t any achievements for getting each ending in Bloodmoney!, but if you’re a completionist or simply want the satisfaction of seeing all of the outcomes, here’s how to unlock each ending.
How to get the bad ending in Bloodmoney!
Honestly, this is the easiest of all the endings to get and the most straightforward. To unlock the bad ending, all you need to do is keep purchasing the upgrades as soon as they become available, ending with the gun. Once you’ve bought the gun, there’s no going back: You cannot escape the eventuality that you will shoot Harvey, ending his life and making a run for it with enough money for your operation and a lot left over.
How to get the normal ending in Bloodmoney!
The normal ending is far from what I’d consider normal, and actually ends up with you brutally torturing and mutilating poor Harvey before leaving him for dead at the side of the road to go and get your operation. Of course, such dreadful acts of violence against another person cannot go unpunished, and you eventually find yourself in court facing Harvey on multiple counts.
To get this ending, keep purchasing upgrades as you did for the bad ending, but stop as soon as you have the knife in your possession. Do NOT buy the gun, as that will automatically send you towards the bad ending. Use the knife to rack up the cash until you hit 25,000, and you’ll be able to walk away toward temporary freedom.
How to get the good ending in Bloodmoney!
Describing this ending as good is perhaps a commentary on the state of morality as a larger concept, but it is the least brutal of all three possible endings, with both you and Harvey going on to live your lives relatively unscathed by the trauma of your joint experience.
If you want to get the good ending, you going to have to come to terms with spending a long time clicking (around 15 minutes), because you need to earn the 25k you need without using anything more damaging than the hammer. Apparently pin pricks and broken bones are okay, but burning and stabbing with a knife are where we draw the line.
Regardless, Harvey will be surprisingly happy with this outcome and send you on your merry way. Hopefully whoever comes next in his queue of eager customers also chooses the path of least violence with this generous and talkative little pastel man.
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